Things I’ve been paid to do

  • bag ice cubes
  • stomp just‐picked cotton into semi trailers
  • check traps in cotton fields for moths
  • give campus tours
  • schedule meetings
  • adjust stock brokers’ commissions
  • set up events
  • set up a veterinary database
  • maintain donor records
  • swing dance
  • read tarot cards
  • stock books
  • teach Quakerism
  • do page layout
  • edit books
  • make sandwiches
  • edit magazines
  • DJ
  • host at parties